How Peeta actually survived the Hunger Games.
The Starving Games (2013)
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
It’s rather hypnotizing.
A wall. A wall? A wall? A wall. A wall? A wall. A.. *17 hours later* A wall? A wall. A wall?…
humpty dumpty sat on a wall. A WALL. A WALL? A WALL. A WALL? A WALL. A WALL?
I don’t know why I keep reblogging this. Maybe because of the wall.
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
i just want to be friends with obama
best friends with obama.
do you realize that if cas didn’t send dean back in time to intervene with john’s car buying in In the Beginning sam and dean would be riding around killing demons in a volkswagen van
Don’t know if anyone made this yet but
hol y moth er of si n
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I fucking hate this thing
some of them i hadn’t even seen before
((You guys don’t know steampunk until you head on over to this awesome little slice of heaven over here in Baltimore. This is a repurposed power plant that was built in 1900 that was converted into a Barnes and Nobel. It boasts a good selection of books, has the obligatory Starbucks inside with an awesome view of the city, but also has a really neat and informative aquarium that features wildlife you’d find in the bay! This is one awesome looking place to read. If you guys ever visit me up here in Maryland, we’d totally visit this Barnes and Noble.))
Even more Baltimore/Maryland awesome for y’all
my older brothers dont even like me that much
i can’t get over this
is this her family? or…
Yes, it’s her seeing her family after she won best actress at the Oscars.
When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference